Q: Do I need to book an appointment?

A: Nah, feel free to call and we’ll do our best to catch the call. BUT… then we might be busy, you get mad, drive angry, hit a pothole, wreck your car… on second thought; maybe setting an appointment is best.

Q: Is this a guaranteed appointment?

A: To the very best of our ability we will make this appointment happen. If we can’t make the appointment or need to reschedule we will contact you every way we can. If however, Rick’s office is struck by an asteroid; we will need a few days to reschedule all his appointments. Thank you for understanding.

Q: How much is your Free Advice?

A: $39.95 per hour. Please pay the cashier at the window.